Wednesday, March 25, 2009

funny of the day


thats me. why do you think my purse is so full?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Good morning

Good morning,
Yeah i know i haven't wrote anything in a few days. I just wanted to make sure i had stuff to talk about. Ok first off my plant of the week. Well i didn't tell you what i got last weeks so i will tell ya i got a Lemon Basil herb plant. And not to cook with but because it smells good! But once again this plant looks like its dying. Last night i learned why all my plants in my computer room live but not in my other rooms, because its warmer in my computer room! So last night i moved everything in here so im hoping for a good recover for the lemon basil because its not to dead and hopefully from my rose bush even though that looks like its going. But i figured if my rose bush out side and die in the winter and regrow in the summer i don't see why this one won't?!?! For this week's plant i got a Dwarf Palm Neanthe Bella. Its really pretty and every junglely.
Friday didn't do anything amazing. Saturday we had a wrestling show. Man sometimes i wish i could make friends as fast as my mom or Talina can. At wrestling shows i sit all by myself and a few people will come up and say hi then leave. My friend May when she goes i have someone to talk to but she is not gonna go to any more because she feels under appreciated. She helps with some back stage stuff and when we do big shows she does the concessions stands, she claims she doesn't get recognition so she says fuck it. Well in the story line Tragedy Ann AKA me got kidnapped by Skullz i would tell you more but that might ruin the story line so ill wait till next show to tell you.
Sunday we went shopping and i got an awesome deal on that new Schick razor with a bikini shaver. They are $10 dollars at Meijer's but were on sale for $8 and i had a coupon for $4 off! Also the Lysol air freshener spray at the store a few of them were packaged with a free one so i got two of the two pack there were the same price as the one pack and i had a coupon for buy one get one so i got 3 free!!! Oh and had a coupon buy 3 packs of gum and get $2 off and they are only $1 so basically 3 for $1! I actually look throw the Sunday paper now. Need to save every penny i can!
Well Sunday night people come over to play magic and last night a new dude came with Joan, named Andrew. He went to my high school also. He was like oh are you that chick that did the white face paint and i was like uh yeah, do i really look that different? Apparently i do. So we had 8 people there last night..Joan, Jake, Dennis, Andrew, Kerrie, Kevin, Mourgothe and myself. Because we are moving it from Sunday to Saturday because more people will come there it should be much more people! Soon im gonna have to tell them to bring there own chairs! With 8 people we have to use the the computer chairs too so past that ill be using lawn chairs! But everyone agrees its fun with more people. They are even talking about maybe us doing tournaments!
I should be getting off here i have to go apply to a second job and look some stuff up.
Laterz, ZD

funny of the day

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Saturday, March 21, 2009

funny of the day


VIN! yes i know i said VIN! not WIN, sounds cooler if i say VIN!

Friday, March 20, 2009

funny of the day


For the people that cant read that.... "Guns don't kill people drivers with cellphones do". Get off the phone you bastards!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Not so good morning

Morning,
I have lots of stuff to rant about today! Lets start with Mourgothe's work. They are cutting hours and pay because they are down 61% that was last time i heard they could be down farther now. Well the high paid people took a 25% pay cut and then a few of them (including Mourgothe) only work 4 days a week currently but in April it will go down to 3 days a week which turn into a 40% pay cut to him really. Well there is this thing where the sales men go to Myrtle Beach to go golfing with the customers on the company... At least that is what i heard and it im correct its all expense paid on the company. Well guess where the sales men are this week? Yes you guessed it Myrtle Beach to golf with the customers. How can that fucking be the company is down in business because they customers aren't ordering from them so really you don't have paying customers so why are you golfing with them? And where the fuck did they get that money to send them if the company is down?!?!?!? Seriously? So you are laying off my husband a few days a week to pay for basically a vacation for the high paid sales men to pay golf with non-paying customers right? Does that make sense to you? You guys are no better then the Agents or whatever that got the fucking pay outs and used it for a fucking vacation!! Mother fuckers are all you business people that fucking retarded?!?!?! Now wonder why every company is in this situation. *Note if Mourgothe gets fired for my actions you bet your ass ill take you to court.*
Ok next rant. So everyone knows we have shitty cars. Well Tuesday, one of the best days yet the one we were suppose to go to the beach and fly our kites, well i get home and Mourgothe's car isn't in its spot so i asked the neighbor if he has been home yet he says no. I go in the house and wait a little bit still nothing. I'm like oh maybe i should go check the answering machine, nothing. Maybe my cell phone then yes there is a missed call from a phone i don't recognize. I call them back but the don't answer but them they call me back. They are like yeah someone just called and i was like yeah because someone just called me. He was like oh yeah your buddy's broke down on Pontiac lk by the Rolladium. After I got off the phone with him im like where the fuck is Pontiac lk road at? I'm glad he told me the Rolladium because i wouldn't have known because all the roads around here have lake in their name and it confuses me. When i got close he called to tell me he was at Meijer's. Well i get there and his car is like throwing up rust red chunky liquid!! Cars don't do that! Well by the time the sun was down we got it back home. He got it to work the next day and he can't drive it home so his mom went and got him and brought him home. So i had to take him to fucking work today!!! Like a 45min drive at 7am i NEVER even see that time of day! And that isn't the best part since the drive is west that way and the drive back is east. Right into the flipping sun at 8 in the god damn morning! I'm still seeing spots! Oh and another fun fact one of my tires died yesterday right before work. And because schools think its best if you take parenting class (which is required apparently here in Michigan) to learn how to have kids and take care of them rather then them take a class that will really benefit you in the next years of high school like oh i don't know Auto class where you could learn how to change a tire. or properly inflate them, tell you were to put the transmission fluid, shit like that. Which people apparently this is basic but you know what mother fuckers its not, i have never once had a situation where i had to change a flat tire before i had my drivers license, wanna know why? Because i never had a fucking car! Any ways if you didn't know i have a Ford Mustang, beautiful car, yeah sure maybe at one point in this cars life but not any more. Ford apparently think it would awesome to put the jack point behind the tires... Yes that is right im suppose to fit a fucking jack behind the front tire when the car is even lower then it normally is, i can't even fit a jack under it when its at normal height. Thats not the best part once its behind that front tire which is impossible to reach i have to figure out a way to fucking jack it! Thanks Ford, i can't figure out why you weren't the first of the big 3 to fall? But I've never owned a Chrysler or know any one that does (that might explain it, no one owns one) so i wouldn't know if they have just as stupid jack area. So i have to use my jack to lift the car by the frame to get another jack underneath it to the jack point to get the tire up! The car doesn't even originally come with two jacks WTF! Laterz, ZD

funny of the day

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

funny of the day *bonus*

funny of the day


Had to do another St.Patty's day one because this one was hilarious!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

G'day

Ok i think im gonna retire my Daily oracle segment because it takes up a lot of room and im sure you dont care what my oracle is everyday. So lately has been good weather. Not as hot as i would like it to be but warmer. Mourgothe's job have to cut hours and then this summer might be laid off so that sucks. With my pay i can't afford the house by myself so we are gonna move back into the apartments. I can afford that alone if he loses his job completely. Plus i think im gonna try for a part time job at a store for mornings as a cashier. Since most the time i only work 5.5 hours a day so i can sure my spare napping time for working a few days a week.
The other day i was gonna post my books on ebay to sell but looking at stuff selling im gonna hold off. The whole sage of Twilight is only 99 cent and free shipping!!! They should be like 50+. But doesn't look like anyone is really buying anyways. My friends Joan and Kerrie are going to just trade books with me and stuff so we don't feel like we bought the books just to sit around. So that is sweet. Kinda like a book club. Joan took MTG book and a Vampire hunter d book for this week then next week i think she is gonna get different ones and she is bringing me a book. I'm stepping out of my vampire books only thingy.
Today after work since its suppose to be nice out side Mourgothe and i are going to fly kites on the beach! Finally get to use my kite! Man i can't even remember when the last time i flew one was. I'm sure i have with friends but i maybe not maybe just as a kid. *Shrugs* Well i better get going.
Laterz, ZD

funny of the day


*Holiday style* What else would he being throwing up? Duh.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

missing in action

Good morning,
Yes i haven't wrote in a few days i have been busy doing nothing i think. Maybe sleeping can't remember. He he he he. So other then that nothing beens going on. Friday was ok i went to the mall with Mourgothe but he had friends he was meeting up with so i ended up doing a little chilling alone. So i went to Jo-Ann Fabrics and got some stuff to make a poodle skirt, a few more material bags for other people, and something to paint for my mom its a surprise so i can't put to many details out or she'll guess what it is. She reads this i think.
Ok so im going to be selling lost of stuff off in the next few weeks because be might be homeless before the next year. Mourgothe is in jeopardy of losing his job. They are down like 61% and i think they are still falling. He is going down to 4 days a week till April then down to 3 days a week! So im gonna be trying to sell our stuff off that we don't need. I have a lot of books to sell and other then that nothing that i think people would buy but hopefully.
So my poodle skirt isn't gonna be a normal poodle skirt its gonna look like zombie skin! So it's green and going to have black stitching everywhere.
Well im not trying to make this short but i got stuff to try and sell *tears* my precious books.
Laterz, ZD

funny of the day

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

funny of the day


well i couldn't get the really funny thing up here so yall have to do with this...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hello

Well good day,
So today i have a new rant that just really pushes my buttons. I can't stand when people say the worlds gonna end because the world is just so bad right now crap, crap, and more crap bout the world being a shit hole. You know what i have to say to them? Fuck you life gets rough but its not the end of the world my god. Every one thought it was the end of the world with the world wars or the great depression and other stuff like that. You just haven't lived through them to know that and apparently didn't pay much attention to history class. This is the conversation i have had with my boss to day..
Boss: "This world is just getting so bad it must be the end."
Me: " What? This is not the worst its happened many times. Like the Great Depression."
Boss: "Yeah but there wasn't a war going on."
Me: "Uh it was after WW1. So its kinda just like it."
Boss: "It was?"
Me: "Yeah im pretty sure."

Ok people just to let you know WE ARE NOT IN WAR ANY MORE! Holy crap man people just because we are in a country does not me we are in war with them. We are trying to help them out even though they don't seem to think we are prolly because we are like a cancer and trying to force ourselves upon them but whatever. Why does every little thing have to mean the world is ending? You don't know leave it alone!
Another thing that makes them think the world is ending is because of all of the crazy shit people do today. Murders, rapes, etc. The only difference is is that there is much much more media and access to it. This is has also been happening for years just now you can watch it on you tube. I'm not christian but since that is what a lot of people are in this part of the world and they ones that know that have been talking about the world ending ill make this reference Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim, and Bela or for most people know it as just Sodom and Gomorrah. People are just fucked up and always will be. Crazy shit happens and life goes on. Just because you want to die doesn't mean we want to so do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge somewhere and stop trying to convince us we would like the world to end too but just to stop you from whining about this shit.
Well im tired of venting so im gonna stop typing how but don't forget to come back tomorrow morning for an awesome Funny-of-the-day, your gonna love this one.
Laterz, ZD

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Gothique

Meaning-
There is something you fear. Wherever that fear came from, however it entered you mind, however well it may have served you in the past, it is now keeping you from moving forward. If you do not face it, you are frozen in place. If you do face it, you will not only continue along your chosen path but you will also gain strength and understanding beyond your expectations.

Notes-
Ok face my fears. Maybe later. Lol.

funny of the day

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Ello luv

Ello luv,
Ok i think i forgot what i was gonna rant about yesterday that i remembered at the end but yes i forgot it again. Nothing happened really today. I need to get a life all i do is work. I'm glad i work but i need to work and do something after work! Man it just keeps raining! I hate it! But it is better then snow. Some one talking about they are predicting at least 7-10 more inches before its over for the year. *face palm* Stupid snow.
Well i tried the salmon that was on the super healthy food list and i have to say is i don't care for it much. But im gonna give it another try but this time grilled and if that doesn't work maybe ill fry it! Usually fried stuff is awesome. Oatmeal was also on that list so i got the oatmeal packets and Mourgothe got some oatmeal square bars and they taste like crap! My god Quaker you can make awesome oatmeal packets but not bars? What gives? I say stick to the packets. So im gonna have to find another solution to an easy on the go breakfast for Mourgothe.
My plants stopped dying. I found out that they were dying because i was water them too much! He he he. Oops. But i swear my shamrock is going under and i haven't even gotten the chance to over water it! So hopefully that won't die on me.
Oh so i remember what it was that i was gonna bitch about yesterday. I have this friend that got fired a little while ago. But he was always complaining and bitching about it. How he is over worked and under paid and no one likes him there, blah, blah, blah. Well he was job hunting and got a job! It had to only be a few weeks later. Well now its only a been a few days into it and he went crawling about to his old boss and asked for his old job back because the doesn't like his new one! And they are gonna take him back! That make me so made that in this economy people can still have the nerve to be picky about what job they get! Thats why we are in this shit. Because as Americans we think that if they pay us as much as we want, its not up to our standards, and other crap like that we don't really need that job. That pisses me off! How can you do that? They rather live on the streets or have Uncle Sam take care of them. Stupid bastards! Take the fucking McDonald's job already your not above it, its a honest living! You get paid thats all you need to know. Or another reason they don't take fast food or retail jobs is because they aren't people friendly... Are you fucking kidding me? Your a god damn person too suck it up! Let me tell you a secret..THEY ARE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE! Fucking would is populated with them! Over 6 billion now. Get use to it i don't think they are going anywhere soon. I am not people friendly either but you see ever day Monday-Friday put on that fake smile and kindest no matter how dumb the person! Because i need money to have the things i have. So how bout you get your lazy ass off the sofa and get a job already!
So yeah. Two of my wisdom teeth are coming in. my top left side and bottom right side. I'm lop sided. But you know they don't even hurt coming in which is weird i see babies cry about their teeth coming in all the time so i figured it would really hurt. But no pain and they aren't even all the way throw they are just a little popped out. *shrugs* Well im gonna get going i want to do some stuff.
Laterz, ZD

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Innocence

Meaning-
Care needs to be given, and it's up to you to give it. It maybe a person or animal, an event, or a project. Whatever it is, there is a need for you to focus, at least for a while, only on it. You will need to put some of you own need and desires on the back burner for the time being, and attend to the need at hand. This card could also mean that you are the one in need and you should acept the care and help that is being offered.

Notes-
Crap i hope everything is ok Mourgothe's work had a company meeting about pay cuts, lay offs, and other stuff like that.

funny of the day

Monday, March 9, 2009

Good night

Nighty night,
Man im starting on this late. I was on the phone with my best bud Morbid the whole time just chilling really. We don't feel like we need to talk to be on the phone with each other. Just like the company of one another. I know i had some stuff i wanted to talk about but i can't remember so apparently it wasn't that important.
People always seem to need my help on stuff but when i need help they don't care to help me out. People wear me the fuck out. I'm like an on call shrink and it makes me need one myself. It just pisses me off that i have to be the strong one to hold everyone together or put them back together. To listen to them bitch and moan and then me have to be like its ok, no your sexy, fuck those people they suck, its only what you think, and so on and so forth. Like fine i'll be there for you to help you out and stuff but why can't you be there for me? Is it so hard to ask for a little "Zombie it's gonna be alright dude". Well it yes it is a hard job but god damn it if i have to do it for you do it for me! Thats all i ask for is a little support in return.
Oh i kinda remember what i was gonna vent about but that will have to wait till tomorrow cuz i need a shower.
Laterz, ZD

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Temptation

Meaning-
Very simply put: resist temptation. Whatever you are facing or considering, whatever someone is offering or encouraging, don't do it. It is possibly outright not good for you. Part of you prolly kows that, even if you don't want to admit it yourself. Or it may seem benign or even good to you, but there is something about it that you don't know. If you knew, if the secrets were revealed. you would agree that it is not the right choice for you.

Notes-
Ok well that settled then i have to go to work calling in with analitius, which is not gonna bring my ass to work, is not gonna good apparently. He he he.

funny of the day

Sunday, March 8, 2009

How to make a custom cloth bag

The easiest way to do this and not have to measure anything is go to Jo-Ann's and get the pre-cut quiting squares that are 18x20.

1. You will need two squares per bag.


2. Using the fold lines already in the material from being folded cut 1 fold all the way across.


3. With the small material you just cut of fold the top half way down (wrong side facing wrong side).


4. Do the same to the with the bottom (wrong side facing wrong side)


5. Then where the folds meet fold it in, so the out side edges are fold inside the middle then pin them down. After its all pinned up sew two parallel lines down the center of the strap of material.


6. Take one of the big pieces of material, lay the right side of the material on the table. Fold about 1 to 2 inches down (wrong side touching wrong side, right side exposed). Then pin it down.

7. Grab one of the already sewn strips of material and pin that down to look like a handle (because it is the handle). Sew two parallel lines across all that. Do the same with the other material square, make sure it matches up to the one you just did (handles match up, and brim matches).


8. Lay down one of the squares on the table with the wrong side touching the table. Then lay down the other square over it so it is right side touching right side. Make sure they are aligned perfectly then pin them together. Finally sew the two pieces together and don't forget to double stitch. You don't want it to unravel and everything fall out!(the fold of the right corner is just to show you its right side to right side, do not fold it like that)


Then you have your own custom cloth bag!

Good morning

Well today i decided to blog earlier in the day. If since i lost an hour of sleep i should prolly get to doing stuff today. Damn daylight savings *shakes fist*. But that means summer is coming! Hell yeah! Although this week isn't going to be to warm its getting back down into the 20's for a few days again!
Last night Mourgothe and i watched a zombie movie called "The Zombie Diaries". It was different. I just needed something to help inspire me to write on my book again. Well i did end up writing on my book again but only like a few paragraphs, i don't think I'll ever finish writing it. I'm not a book writer im a poetry writer and this is a long stretch for me.
Well in a little bit im gonna have a new custom layout to my blog. Its gonna have Oz and twilight together. I'm not a big fan of "Wizard of Oz" but i loved the t.v. make "Tin-Man" they did of it. It was freaking sweet! So technically im a fan. He he he. Then its gonna have Edward from "Twilight". Like i said i love vampire movies. To be clear i actually read the book unlike all the little dumb teeny boppers that did not and didn't even know it was a book before they seen the movie. I was at Hot Topic and at the Twilight display. There was a group of the teens just drooling over Edward. One of them made a comment to me so i said something about the book and they looked at me like i was stupid.
Ok well last night i didn't do a craft just watched a movie. My made these pictures from my wedding and made me 3 copies. I'm not sure what im gonna do with the other two, or shall i say who im gonna give them to. I think since my dad and Elsa have not see any of the pictures i will send them a copy. Then the other one copy i don't know. *Shrugs* Oh well i will just keep thinking about that. Well i better get that layout on here before people notice im being lazy.
Laterz, ZD

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Maiden Moon

Meaning-
Whatever you are thinking of doing, pay attention to when you plan on doing it. The matter at hand is particularly sensitive to timing. This may be either lunar timing or circumstantial time. Whichever it is, do pick carefully in order to assure the best possible success.

Notes-
Uh ok.

funny of the day


This is prolly only funny to be because i don't like kids. But if you don't like kids then this should be funny to you. LOL

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Crappy day

Hello,
Well today was crappy outside. Yesterday was so perfect and i had to work. Today i thought it would be the same but of course what was i thinking its Michigan. One minute its sunny and 80 the next its freezing and a blizzard! So anyone thinking about moving here i don't recommend it. Unless you don't mind carrying snow boots, umbrella, raincoat, flip flops, snow shovel, and anything else random for random weather in your trunk. Oh and don't forget the spare tires (yes with an "s"), a jack, and tire iron because with these pot holes you could end up getting stranded on a nice spring day that happens to end in snow and you freezing to death from stupidity of no spares or winter coat. I'm just saying. You've been warned.
Well i did get to do thing that was good. I got a puppy about 4-5 years ago and his name was Sadokist aka Saddie. He moved with me to Mourgothe's parents house a long time ago and he grew attached to Mourgothe's dad and so all said and down from moving around he lives with him and i got to see him today! He is such a cutie. Just as happy and hyper as always. I remember when i got him my Uncle Dave got a rottweiler and i wanted one but instead i got a beagle rottie that is much smaller and only the markings of a rott. But he is a great dog. I miss him living with me but i know he loves where he is at.
Today has been really boring. I haven't done anything exciting i think we need to go do something that doesn't require lots of money. Oh well if it wasn't raining then Mourgothe and i could go get our awesome new 50 cent kites! Went to the dollar store today on our way back home and i got some kites for us his is green with a dragon on it and mine is blue with a cheap knock off tinker bell.
You know what kinda pisses me off? Well i love Bettie Page and i love chicks that look like her because she is hot as hell but i can't stand models that look like her. They are getting famous off of someone else's fame. Work on your own fame you Hollywood sluts. My god do it the hard yet satisfying in the end way. Don't steal someone else's identity. Sure its ok if you have your own look then happen to do a photo shoot that you look like here but not every single photo shoot! Get your own look!
You know what? I think it is a crafty kinda day i just need to think of a craft to do. I want to do something new but I've done a lot of different kinds already. well i guess im gonna go and search the net for something awesome to make.
Laterz, DZ

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Tattered Dreams

Meaning-
Something that you believe in and counted on has unraveled. A belief has ceased to be true for you anymore. A person has proven false. An outcome has fallen far short of the expectation. Whatever has happened, it has had reverberating effect in your world. It is as if the foundation has been shaken and everything on it has fallen. It is unspeakably distressing, but it has happened nonetheless. It is fortunate, though, that the wheels that create dreams do keep spinning in spite of tragedies. And the same energy that maybe destroy something can also provide the energy to rebuild. And in the midst of the tattered dreams, there is always a butterfly that will give you hope, if only you can see it.

Notes-
Uh that is a little over board but i would have to say so far today has sucked. I thought it was gonna be a beautiful day like yesterday and its crappy. We were suppose to go to the recycling place finally but no Mourgothe's stupid ass mom has to call and make use go do shit so when all said and done when we get to the recycling place they are fucking close! And to top it off i wanted a blueberry muffin for breakfast and i didn't one!

funny of the day

Friday, March 6, 2009

Plant of the week

Should have got the red shamrock while they still had it they didn't have any when i went tonight. So i just got a regular shamrock and this one had red flowers. I'm gonna be honest i didn't know they had flowers on them or at least i don't remember them having flowers. But i haven't seen one in a long time. Maybe ill take artist pictures of my plants tomorrow.

Good evening

Good Evening,
Well i think im gonna discontinue spell-a-day and ill just post my faves. So today was ok. Nothing exciting happening. I broke a tail light on my car from letting my buggy slam into it. *tears* My poor pretty mustang! So right now im gluing the pieces back together. Its not to bad only broke into a few pieces not like it shattered. I did my shopping for the week based off the 24 super healthy eats and drinks for 2009.
1. Acai berry (didn't get this its not like a normal thing to get, not carried)
2. Green tea (yep got this i love tea)
3. Beans (got a 15 bean soup mix!! who knew there was that many beans?!?!)
4. Tuna (yum tuna!)
5. Quinoa (im gonna be honest i don't know what this is)
6. Extra virgin olive oil (i use this a lot in recipes)
7. Oatmeal (yum yum i love this!)
8. Blueberries (got blueberries and blueberry yogurt)
9. Mushrooms (not really a big fan but maybe next week ill try stuffed ones)
10. Soy (i don't do soy because it binds with iodine studies show low iodine could relate to breast cancer)
11. Alfalfa sprouts (i have tried these on a sub before nothing special tasting)
12. Ginger ( i didn't this cuz im not sure what i would do with it)
13. Salmon (never tired but i bought one just need to learn how to cook it)
14. Yogurt (got blueberry double whammy!)
15. Bananas (One of my favorite fruits)
16. Bell peppers (im gonna grow some of my own later on)
17. Barley (well i didn't get this either cuz i don't know what to do with this either)
18. Papaya ( i was gonna get one of these but they kinda expensive)
19. Tomatoes (got spaghetti sauce that counts right? lol)
20. Walnuts (couldn't find these anywhere)
21. Avocado (Tasty)
22. Spinach (gonna make a nice salad with this)
23. Kale (gonna go in the nice salad)
24. Chocolate (fucking a i forgot this damn Mourgothe always rushing me)
So that was my shopping trip i think i did good. Mourgothe says it looks like a hippie threw up in our fridge! He he he. So now im gonna have to start getting active! Tomorrow we are FINALLY going to the recycling place and dropping off our stuff. Apparently you get paid which is weird people should naturally do it i think but maybe ill spend the recycling money on something earthy like. I don't know but ill think of something. Depending maybe Mourgothe and ill will go on an adventure tomorrow not sure yet. Well i got to stop talking on this and get to my weekly plant of the week blog.
Later, ZD

Daily oracle card

Oracle-
Night Queen

Meaning-
You would benefit from some very conscious spiritual seeking. You are being invited to visit the dark corners of your soul and the uncharted realms of the spirit would. Realize that this is not a pleasurable ramble thought the woulds, with sunlight spilling through the leaves. Instead, you will be asked to bare you soul and face fears. Questions that make you uncomfortable will demand answers. Parts of yourself that you have hidden will be revealed--and you will have to deal with them Fun? Probably not, but it is guaranteed to be powerful and transformative.

funny of the day


Lol i think this one is hilarious because it looks my dogs. But i swear its not.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

good night

Hello again,
Today was a good day outside. Not as much sun as i would have liked to seen but non the less warmer! Woot woot summer is coming! Soon soon i will be able to go out and do all the awesomeness i want to. I asked mom if she wanted to go to the zoo with me. She said yes and we are gonna take Papa Larry and A.J. also, well if Randi will let us take him but im sure she will. I'm her sissy. I miss her dearly i haven't seen her in a year or so. Ever since she moved in with her brother i never see her. It sucks because she was the closes i have ever have to a sister. I do have a blood sister and i love her dearly but we have never lived close always in different states. But Randi is talking to me again so im excited. Lets see anything else? Oh Mourgothe made a blog video (and that asshole was making fun of me for having this, he just trying to be as awesome as me..) and in this video he looks smoking HOT! He has this little cocky thing going on. I love dudes that are a little arrogant makes me drool. Well i guess he is gonna be doing one of those for now on. Which is sweet.
So i text messaged May like a week ago asking her if she wanted to go to some yoga classes with me and she never got back to me till now. All she said was "yes" and im like yes what? Its been so long you know? She must have been really thinking about this. Personally i thought she was gonna be like have you lost your fucking mind. So i was shocked when she said yes. So hell yeah i got someone to do some yoga with me!
Mourgothe and i went to Johnny Rockets today because they had a good deal. One hamburger and all you can eat American fries for $5.99. I hate most pretty waitresses. Most of them are dumber then a box of rocks. She was eating and it took her forever to come back to our table. When she did she just gave us our checks no refills no nothing. So Mourgothe asked able the fries and she gave us this weird look like uh what you want those? Duh if your gonna offer all you can eat fries to a fat person then yes they are gonna eat all they can. Well she brings the fries back and both our glasses are to the end of the table empty and she doesn't even refill them and its not like its anything expensive its freaking water! So not one refill! Needless to say she didn't get a tip and if i had it my way i would have let her a comment on the check. Well im out of here.
Later, ZD

daily oracle card

Oracle-
Mystic Mermaid

Meaning-
Quite simply: treat yourself. Pamper yourself in whatever way you can. Have you been considering a full day at the spa? The answer here is, "Do it." And if a full day is out of your budget, or maybe not your style, be creative. You know what you like. A new nail polish or lipstick.. an extra hour of sleep on lovely, clean sheets... peppermint essential oil... a bright scarf...an hour alone with a good book and the perfect cup of tea... a stolen afternoon walk in the park...well, you get the idea. When you are done, find a way to send a little pampering someone else's way: a packet of tea you know they'll like, a fancy truffle, a magazine, some scented lotion.

funny of the day

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

spell-a-day

March 4
Wednesday

Celebrate life spell
"Happy Birth day to you" was first published on this day in 1924. Time to throw yourself and your friends a celebration of life spell! Have each person invited bring a picture of themself when they were young and any others from important times of their life. Place the pictures on the altar and while calling the directions, say:

From our beginning to our end, we celebrate our lives and our achievements.

Great Goddess, we give thee thanks for all the lessons learned, all the richness of experience and the joys bestowed upon us.

May our life continue to be a celebration of lie. Blessed be.

Later, have each person write a secret wish on a birthday card and place them in a sealed envelope. In the next year to come, revisit these wishes with your friends, opening the cards and sharing stores. End the celebration with a birthday cake.

Hello

Hello,
Well i finally found someone to go to yoga classes with me but only once a month. My aunt Robyn! Yay! I'm so glad she decided to go with me. I think it will be fun. I need to start working out and get some lbs off. Not that i have a problem with being fat just want to better myself. But make no mistakes this plus sizer will always be plus size just not as big. Also to help get into shape im gonna start walking the dogs every night or so when it warms up. We are going to be going to play paint ball. Even got my own gun a few weeks ago! Also gonna go camping and hiking. Now that im super excited about! I've never been camping before in my life! I want to take my dogs with me too and lots of camping places allow dogs so it will be awesome! Oh one thing i do want to do is take Nahla to the dog park beach. The dog park has two parts one just the normal dog park and the second is a gated beach area for the dogs. I always wanted to take the dogs there but i never had a big dog till this year. I took pixie one time and she wasn't really digging it. But i think with Nahla she might like it more. I know Nahla will have a blast she has fun with just those little kiddie pools she'll freak when she sees a big lake at her paws!
My bonsai tree seems to be doing better now. Lost lots of its leaves but grew lots of new ones and flowers now. Can't say the same for my little rose bush...Crap. That makes me sad. Man i was gonna buy another bonsai tree but when i went back to the store they were all gone! Holy crap they are popular.
I had an ok day at work other then getting into it with another store's pharmacist. She is new and doesn't know what she is doing and then proceeds to call me unprofessional because i have to tell her what to do because she doesn't know how to do her job... And im unprofessional? But im going to try and let that go. Thats a new thing im trying to do this year and so far just a little luck. I much rather be a bitch but im trying to keep my cool. Anyways i better cut this short so i can add the spell of the day.
Laterz, ZD

daily oracle card

Oracle-
Celtic Witch

Meaning-
It is time to imbue your life with magic... tap into your power... plug in to the universe. There is so much available to you. Notice signs and symbols around you; what kinds of power or magic are they hinting at? How can you shat that magic? Research magical and historical symbols. Discover one that represents what you are seeking and that resonates with your soul. Find ways to sprinkle that symbol throughout your daily life to inspire and encourage you. Draw it on a piece of paper and stick it to you mirror so you can see it every morning. Find a piece of jewelry that incorporates it. Make a cover for you journal that includes it. Make a cake and draw the symbol into the frosting. Do whatever you can to focus your mind and intent to help create the change and make the magic you desire.

funny of the day

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Good day sir

Hello again,
Well lets see nothing to interesting happened today. I think our manager is gonna get fired though they are bringing the big dogs in and questioning people about him. He must have fucked up. But im shocked it took them this long to think that. He's not really people friendly. But whatever i just wrote a huge paragraph on him but i don't want to get into trouble for my opinions in case someone stumbles upon this and he sees. Oh and if you do see this none of use radding on you even though we had stuff we could have said. Your welcome. Anyways moving on.
I need to go out and do something this weekend like to the club or something. I haven't got to truly dress up lately i still have stuff i got for x-mas that i haven't wore! What kinda shit is that? I need a job i can dress up. I highly doubt that will ever happen though. Don't get me wrong i like my job i just think it would be better if i could wear some fuzzy boot warmers and hair falls thats all. He he he.
Well i kinda want to get to bed at a decent time so im gonna go now but not after telling you stuff you can do to get a great nights rest. I have a routine i fall before i go to bed.
1. I take an herbal sleeping aid called Valerian (two capsules).
2.Go and sit on my bed.
3. Spray my pillow with pillow spray (vanilla/lavender for calming)
4. Put vanilla mint chap stick on.
5. Use sleep/calming lavender lotion.
6. Mediate
7. Lay down and think of something calming
Another thing i do some times is i light a lavender inscent but i don't recommend that if you have cats they might get on where ever you light it and knock it over and burn the house down. Also drink some chamomile tea. Then you should wake up refreshed and rested.
Later, ZD

spell-a-day

March 3
Tuesday

Doll Festival
Today is Hina-matsuri, the Japanese Doll Festival. Girls in Japan lay out a red cloth and arrange dolls that represent the Emperor and Empress, their attendants, the girl's own ancestors and other worthy personages. These displays can be simple or quite elaborate. Dolls represent the past, both in terms of your own childhood and your ancestors. Did you play with dolls or action figures in your youth? Which were your favorites, and why? Did you imagine that your dolls could move or talk? Sometimes spirit guides or other guardians take the form of a doll so they can interact with children. Honor the dolls of your past by displaying them or pictures of them. If you can afford it, buy a nice doll for a needy child who might not otherwise have one.

*Green* Non-Toxic cleaners

*Stock up on a few safe, simple ingredients that can be used in most cleaning situations. Soap, water, baking soda, vinegar, lemon juice, borax, and a coarse scrubbing sponge can take care of most household cleaning needs.

*Instead of using a standard drain cleaner, which likely contains lye, hydrochloric acid, and sulfuric acid, try pouring a quarter cup of baking soda down the clogged drain, followed by a half cup of vinegar. Close the drain tightly until fizzing stops, then flush with boiling water.

*For an effective glass cleaner, use a mixture of half white vinegar and half water.

*Baking soda and cornstarch are both good carpet deodorizers.

*To clean up mildew and mold, use a mixture of lemon juice or white vinegar and salt.

*A paste of baking soda, salt, and hot water makes a great oven cleaner.


If your kids or animals eat these its ok but not recommended.

daily oracle card

Oracle-
Bewitching

Meaning-
The power, knowledge, and wisdom you seek are all available to you. You can certainly accomplish what you wish. Use your abilities wisely, or there will be unforeseen consequences. Seek the advice of someone more experienced than you before implementing your plan, whether it is a spell, project, or course of action. Remember that with power comes responsibility. If you are planning a bit of magic, keep in mind this practice of many witches. It is a kind of "out" clause to keep you from causing harm you don't intend. At the end of a spell, say something like, "I ask for this or something better, for the greater good of all, and with harm to non. So mote it be."

Notes-
I'm not sure if i am seeking anything but im sure i am deep down inside. Yesterday i said that the oracle prolly won't do anything and i was wrong. I actually dreamed and i barely remember my dreams and if i do they are lucid. But last night i had a dream i couldn't control! I think it was telling me if something did happen to Mourgothe my world would come crashing down. I love you Mourgothe!

funny of the day


Yummm turkey!

Monday, March 2, 2009

funny of the day *bonus*

good evening

Ello luv,
Well this morning i was locked into reading a really good book so i decided not to come on and write but then i got to thinking its prolly better if i write at night because more stuff has happened at that time of day.
The book i was reading that i really recommend is The Vampire Diaries. I have read the first and second book so far and they are great. But i think most vampire books are great. Most vampire books are the same, a girl falls in love with a vampire and so on and so forth. One vampire book that was not the same is "Chibi Vampire" its about a reverse vampire that keeps getting into embarrassing situations and she falls in love with a non-vampire boy. Its hilarious! That i really really recommend. They have it in manga and a novel.
Man i have been tired ever since the party Friday night and didn't even drink! Now thats a good party lol.
Oh my god my dog Nahla at a freaking sofa pillow! Wow i have never seen a dog do that before. I think its because she ran out of pieces of toys. That girl rips out all the stuffing then rips the up piece by piece and still tries to play with like a square inch of material! I need to find something stuffed animal like but invincible. Know anything?
I'm trying to find someone that will go to a yoga class with me once a week but so far no luck. I'm telling you i need more friends. I'm thinking about going to college for something. Every time i hear Kevin or Kerrie talk about classes i get jealous because i want to be able to join in and know what they are talking about. But the funny part is the stuff they say about the classes im like what the fuck i learned that like in 3rd grade. Not to be mean or anything but Michigan schooling is stupid. You can be dumber then a box of rocks and pass. A flipping "D" is passing here! A fucking "D"! Kevin was talking about something he learned in class and i was like uh i learned that in 3rd grade man what the heck are they teaching you here? But anyways i would love to go to school for something i just don't know what yet. Writing is what i would want to do but im not really good at it and im not sure how much of a living you could make off of it. So yeah.
Well anyways im a little tired so i think im gonna call it a night. I'm hoping to wake up refreshed because i want to get up and do stuff online in the morning with out my lids sliding down every second.
Later, ZD

funny of the day

spell-a-day

Sorry i haven't posted one of these in a long time i've just been really really sleepy lately but here is one now...

March 2
Monday

Day of knowledge
Knowledge is one of your most important tools of growth. Those who oppose growth want to keep knowledge out of our reach. Everyone has the right to take a day off occasionally to appease the hunger of the mind. Instead of taking a "sick day" take today as a "well day". Use the day to indulge and improve your mind. Go to the library or the book store. Take your time and browse. Pick whatever book appeals to you most, especially if it is something you wouldn't normally read. Spend the rest of the day reading your book in a quiet space, such as the library, an almost-empty cafe, a park, or curled up in your favorite chair, you can dedicate the day to Hypatia, a woman who taught mathematics, astronomy, and astrology in ancient Greece; Athena, the goddess of wisdom; or the muses. Your will return to the world tomorrow refreshed.

daily oracle card

Oracle-
Mermaid Dreams

Meaning-
At this time, pay special attention to your dreams. If you do, you will find messages and inspiration. Keep a dream journal by your bed, so you can write down dreams during the night. You may find the answers to question, the perfect gift idea for someone, or a design idea for your project you're working on. Heed your intuition as well. The more you use it, the more you will grow to trust it. Your intuition is a great tool. It has access to knowledge that you cannot know with logic and is connected with the flow of the universe. So mush awesomeness and brilliance lies hidden there-tap into it!

Notes- I have lucid dreams so i don't think this will work out well.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Green

Well like i said this year Mourgothe and i are going greener then usual so this year to make our house green i decided on getting a plant every week. Makes my literately greener and cleaner air. my list so far is...

1. Cactus
2. Mini rose bush
3. Orchid
4. Bonsai tree
5. African violet
and this week
6. Dracaena

I have never really kept plants before because i kill them off quickly on accident. My mom and grandma both have green thumbs. So i figured i have to have at least one green thumb. So far nothing has died but two of them look like they are gonna go. My bonsai tree and my rose bush. I'm hoping for the the best. *Crosses fingers* Next week i think im gonna get a red shamrock and then the next week a green shamrock for st.patty's day. I'm trying to grow a few plants too. Two i got from the valentine sale one is a some kinda red flower and the other is purple. The other one is like some kinda prehistoric fern.

daily oracle card

Oracle-
Mother Earth

Meaning-
You can expect peace, harmony, and happiness at home. If you already have it learn to let it support and comfort you more then you currently do. This is a place where you can and should draw strength. If you don't already enjoy it this blessing, you are probably noticing the lack of it and desire a change, Whatever the challenges or difficulties you face in the past, the time is here to do what you can to create a better, more nurturing home life. You have the wisdom and ability. The universe is open to it. You are like Mother Earth: you can create the home like you desire.

Notes-
I like always get this one and i know my home life is good. So i guess i have to try harder.

funny of the day


and one for missing yesterday...

not so good moring

Hello,
Today is Sunday and i was woken up at 6am to the sound of the phone ringing. I never rush to the phone any more when i wake up because normally when i do i wasted all that running energy for nothing because when i do finally make it to the phone they have already hung up. So i just let them leave a message then i call them back. Well this morning i figured someone was in jail or the hospital with someone calling this early in the morning on a Sunday. I make it to the answering machine and its this stupid web design company telling me they want to use my company for their web designing for free.... Obviously they are retarded and don't know who they are calling. They are extremely lucky i didn't answer the phone she would have been crying by the time i was done with her. Apparently its not a legit company if they are calling people at 6am on a Sunday!!! Who the fuck in their right mind does that? Bastards! If they call again they are in some deep shit. Moving on..
Ok if you read this you will noticed i missed a whole day. Yeah i noticed that too. Friday night i decided to go up north with Mourgothe and a few of our friends for another friends b-day party. It was Josh's 22nd b-day and his girlfriends Ashley's 21st b-day. There weren't as many people as i thought would be there. Just the five of us that went and like 3 other people. I love drunk people they are so funny. I don't drink any more because the last time i got so sick. So now just the smell of alcohol make me feel like hurling. But i love drinking! Its fun. The day after not so much. I did do a jello tequila shot which i almost didn't even get down and a real tequila shot with the salt and lime i figured that one couldn't be to bad i love limes. They all played rock band and that is so funny when the people are drunk or sober specially if they can't sing. Scott was singing when he was drunk and you can't even call it singing more of just making noises ha ha ha.
Well we got home around 2pm on Saturday but we had to go to my G-ma's house to see hear and my mom. My grandma drink one glass of whine for her heart daily... She wasn't even listening to a word i said when she was buzzing. Well anyways we got home from there around 6pm and i went to bed. I was so tired. I said i was only gonna take a nap but that didn't happen.
Oh Josh and Ashley have a two bedroom apartment together and each have their own rooms! Thats amazing! At first i thought it was weird but now I'm jealous. I want my own room! Ha ha ha ha. Well i skipped out on city club because i didn't really want to freeze my ass off waiting for the bus. I figured summer would be a better time to take the bus to the club. I need a coffee or something. I'm still tired.